1. Google fails you for the first time since it’s inception, when you realize that search box enables you to enter only 2048 characters
2. When you type the word “alone” over and over, the 2048th character is an o.
3. Words are useless anyway.
4. Your body is a hydration machine — even if you cry for an hour straight, you will still have tears left.
5. You are now more likely than ever to see your neighbors across the street having sex.
6. Your cat, from an ignorant asshole turns in to a really good listener.
7. Giving couples dirty looks makes you feel whole lot better.
8. Porn and erotic content looks like an aircraft emergency landing procedure
9. Clock after midnight runs 3 times faster to compensate equal delay during the day.
10. Best foods turn in to tasteless poison. Body does surprisingly well running just on Alcohol, coffee and cigaretes
11. You suck at work. If your boss complements you on some good job you did week before, he’s not making a statement about how great you are and how stupid that girl was for letting you go.
12. Sitcoms are doubling on the bullshit level scale and laugh tracks seem more depressive than ever.
13. Starring on blank email was never as hypnotic and calming as now.
14. Your new hobbies now include scientific research on the subjects such as “Time Travel” and “Programming of the brain”
15. It’s what you didn’t say and do, stays with you the most.

    

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Google fails you for the first time since it's inception, when you realize that search box enables you to enter only 2048 characters When you type the word “alone” over and over, the 2048th character is an o. Words are useless anyway. Your body is a hydration machine — even if you cry for an hour straight, you will still have tears left. You are now more likely than ever to see your neighbors across the street having sex. Your cat, from an ignorant asshole turns in to a really good listener. Giving couples dirty looks makes you feel whole lot better. Porn and erotic content looks like an aircraft emergency landing procedure Clock after midnight runs 3 times faster to compensate equal delay during the day. Best foods turn in to tasteless poison. Body does surprisingly well running just on Alcohol, coffee and cigaretes You suck at work. If your boss complements you on some good job you did week before, he’s not making a statement about how great you are and how stupid that girl was for letting you go. Sitcoms are doubling on the bullshit level scale and laugh tracks seem more depressive than ever. Starring on blank email was never as hypnotic and calming as now. Your new hobbies now include scientific research on the subjects such as "Time Travel" and "Programming of the brain" It’s what you didn’t say and do, stays with you the most.